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“No, thank you. I have no need for your services,” I said.

“May I ask how much you pay for your long distance service, Mr. Lee?”

“I really couldn’t tell you off the top of my head.”

“Well, I’m sure we can reduce your monthly phone bill if you have a moment.”

“I really don’t have a moment. I’m sorry, I don’t want to be rude, but I really do need to get off the phone.”

“Thank you for your time, Mr. Lee. And may I say your English is very good.”

“You’re welcome… wait… I’m sorry… did you just say that my English is very good?”

“Yes, I did.”

“And what prompted you to say this, may I ask?”

“Well, it’s just that your name is obviously foreign. Were you born here?”

“No, as a matter of fact, I wasn’t.”

“That’s what I mean. You don’t have any kind of accent.”

I sank back into my chair, all my bodily energy bleeding out of me. Was she serious? She couldn’t be that stupid. I couldn’t be talking to a sitcom character.

No, she couldn’t be serious. This was a sales technique. She just wanted me to stay on the phone longer, right? But what kind of sales tactic starts off by insulting your mark? “I’m sorry, but are you serious?”

“…I’m not sure what you…”

“You don’t see how someone might be incredibly offended by what you just said?”

“I’m so sorry, but I meant no offense.”

“That’s what makes it so outrageously offensive.”

“…I was just complimenting you, Mr. Lee. I wasn’t…”

You “wasn’t” what? You didn’t mean to imply that Asians who don’t speak like Mr. Myagi are the exceptions? You didn’t mean to sound like someone who just discovered life on Mars? Will you be telling this amazing anecdote to all your hillbilly co-workers over your chicken-fried steak lunches?

“May I ask where you’re calling from?”

“Where?”

“Yes, in what area of the country are you located?”

Please, don’t say you’re from the South. Please.

“South Carolina.”

Fuck. She assumed, because of my name, I would have an accent. I assumed, because  she was an idiot, she would be from the South.

The rage building inside me dissipated. The monologue of righteous finger-wagging I was about to lay on her suddenly felt hypocritical.

She made an observation. An innocent one, as far as she was concerned – or maybe she was a wry hater who was just fucking with me. Who knows. All I knew was that after my own flash of stereotyping, I didn’t have the justified indignation to tell her off. I had strayed from the high road. No, I didn’t have the ammunition for this fight.

“You have a nice day, miss,” I sighed and hung up. And I wondered how the “recorded conversation for training purposes” review would go for my saleswoman from the South.

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I can see the convoy of headlights from my window as the swarm of faithful roll across the horizon towards my father’s farm. Chevys, Fords, Dodges and Subaru’s packed with atrophied limbs, clouded corneas and twisted spines drag their mufflers through a wheat field for a chance to sit in the presence of divinity.

A blurb nested between the horoscopes and a crossword puzzle was enough to ignite something in their collective imagination.

My sister had survived her cancer. The doctors were sure her case was terminal, but she survived it. The gene therapy, the relentless attention from vigilant nurses, the diligence and professionalism from the doctors, and the spontaneous remission of cancer known to happen in some patients, were apparently not the causes. According to Father Morgan, I was. Now I’m called the Miracle Child.

A mysterious rash had spread across my legs and arms during the time my sister was running out of options. When the rash dissipated, her cancer was in full remission. I was a suffering soul – a messenger of a god who decided to work through me.

This was a god who saw fit to save my sister from her cancer but not my mother from hers; a god who decided to reward Earl Wallington with a record harvest and cast my father’s farm into record debt; a god who decided to make the figurines in our home bleed while allowing four women and three doctors to be incinerated inside the abortion clinic on Main Street.

My palms are sweating but I’m hesitant to wipe them dry for fear that it’s a part of the process. The last time I wiped them dry Terry Halligan didn’t stand from his wheelchair.

My father told me that it was Terry’s faith and not my ability. He told me not to lose faith in myself. He told me that I had to be strong for all the others that came to our door. But as I watch the headlights bounce towards the house, I wonder if it’s faith that brings these people.

I make my way downstairs and enter the barn my father has converted into a makeshift chapel. I take my place in front of the pulpit and place the large collection bowl on my lap. I can hear the engines shutting down and the sound of doors opening and closing. My father smiles at me before opening the doors and welcoming the throng.

Terry Halligan has decided to make the trip again. He has a new chair – an aluminum frame decorated with racing stripes. It puts a smile on my face. I wonder if I could get a chair like that, but we need every penny to pay back the bank.

My father takes the collection bowl and asks everyone to pray with him for a moment.
After a moment, the people rise from their seats and lineup in the center isle. They walk up one by one so that I can lay my sweaty palm on their foreheads. Some of them shake violently as if gripped by a seizure.

Each episode begins with an explanation of what needs to be cured. Some are suffering from cancer, spinal injuries, genetic mutation, impotence. I touch them and wonder if I’m having any genuine effect. Then Samuel Tate from Norfolk, Virginia asks if I can cure his son of homosexuality. I bow my head and scream inside. I feign exhaustion and slump in my chair. My father asks them to wait a moment so I can gather my strength.

I turn and face the pulpit. People are growing restless but I don’t care. I place my hand on my own forehead and wait for a convulsion to take hold of my body and wrench me from my wheelchair. I want to run from this place. The image of my father, broken and penniless, keeps me.

Father Morgan had told me that I was chosen the moment the carbine ran across my legs. I was chosen by a god who trades miracles for loyalty, by a god who creates all within our domain, then leaves it to us to decide what he doesn’t want.

I wonder what sort of god creates choice as a test. I wonder what sort of god allows me to charge people money to end their suffering. I turn and look at Terry Halligan waiting on line, and I wonder if I should get malpractice insurance.

They come from all over the world and ask for miracles. They come from all over the world and test their faith. I lay my hand upon them and take away their ills. I wonder what sorts of private bargains they strike.

My father waves to the visitors as they drive off toward the horizon. I wonder if Terry Halligan will be back next year. I wonder if he blames himself. My father turns the lights off in the barn, as my sister rings the dinner bell.

We sit at the table and my father leads us in a short prayer. I’m hungry and the smell of the roasted chicken blending with the milky trail of mashed potatoes bastes my throat with anticipation. I wonder what we would be eating if I was not the Miracle Child. If I did have faith.

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According to Wikipedia: Ishi (ca. 1860 – March 25, 1916) was the pseudonym of the last member of the Yahi, in turn the last surviving group of the Yana people of California. Ishi is believed to be the last Native American in Northern California to have lived most of his life completely outside the European American culture. He emerged from the wild near Oroville, California, leaving his ancestral homeland in the foothills near Lassen Peak.

A film about Ishi’s discovery was made for HBO in 1992 called, The Last of His Tribe. It starred Graham Greene and Jon Voight. The film had an impact on me.

The following is a short story that was inspired by the film, and the subsequent research I have done since then.

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The wind takes me like smoke. I am an eagle in the air. No boundaries, just where the vision takes me.

The brush anchored in desert turn to freckles, above the bending river that smiles around a narrow butte. Deep set sockets under shadow of a mesa-brow watch my ascent as I arc to the East and towards the sun.

I close on standing rock; august giants that shape the breaths of spirits. They run like the buffalo to the north, the gate of each stride straddling my longest memories and my furthest dreams. The winds turn white as they bounce from humped back to humped back. I cross the trail of bowed earth to flatlands.

I can see my shadow below me – the edges swallowed by the tall grass. The blades dance in chains and send waves of golden current rippling across the surface of the swaying sea.

A pack of hunters tumble from an island of trees. Squeaking and growling, nipping and licking, they jump and roll under the growing light. The alpha stands proud with his back to the sun – his eyes like floating torches. He licks his snout and leaves behind a cluster of water moons. They are following a trail that hangs in the air.

I can see beyond the hunters’ horizon to a train of prairie schooners. The canvas sails painted with the colors of the dawn. The hunters are led by the stench of the herded sheep and cattle that follow the train. There are thousands of them devouring a swath across the land, to the West towards California and the sparkling streams of yellow dust.

I saw the dust as a child and wondered what it was. My grandfather told me it was scales from fish that turned to rock like some trees. My mother told me it was tears from the Sun that shot across the night sky, “She cries for the children left alone in the dark. All mothers do.”

I wonder what pulls from the yellow dust at these people. The riders of the train talk of its luster. I have only seen it shine with borrowed light. Perhaps it is what’s left of fallen stars.

I want to throw it back into the sky. Maybe they will follow it there like the hungry hunters they pull behind them.

Noon has come and the train is stopped. There are children running and the men are sleepy. There are fires all around with women preparing food. A man sits with his family. Hair falls from his face like dirty water from a pale cliff. He is smiling and talking with his children.

“Don’t you ever get tired?” he asks.

His boy jumps into the air, his arms spread wide to catch it. He soars high like the raven and squawks his vision to me.

No, never tired, never bored. There is the night that bristles with gods and heroes, there are the veins in the leaves and the paths in the branches to keep my wonder. There is the infinite imagination of nature that cuts the lines in your brow and textures my skin with curiosity.

I sleep because I can’t stay awake longer. Without the dreams to answer my questions in liquid shades, sleep would be death pauses. On loose ground, with pointed sticks, I have drawn the plans for ships with special sails for I have watched the sun and the moon from everywhere but above.

I had many questions, father. Less as my voice sinks, and fewer as my mind fills with runoff from the venerable vessels above me – the still water that grows and rots at once.

The women call for the men and the children. Stew from a cast pot slides like a molten stream. The father opens his mouth and points it towards the sky like a chimney. Bread first, then the fingers, plow up the stuff that sticks to the sides. He licks the salty residue from his lips. Acid snake strikes from his stomach and bites the back of his throat. He swallows it back and drowns it with water from a tin cup.

He starts to write, pausing now and again to look around him. I cannot read his language but I know what it says. He is worried about the people of the plains. The train is traveling through the place of the Lakota.

He is worried for his family and the friends he has made on the journey. He prays to the Great Spirit of his people to keep them safe. He does not know that the Lakota have been herded by the soldiers. He does not know that the yellow dust does nothing to stir the people of the plains.

I enter the dreams of the father. He is wearing a suit with a silk knot around his neck. He has time captured in a golden box with spinning arrows to tell of its restlessness. The hair is gone from his face except for a gleaming patch under his nose, its bristles combed and shaped into ox horns. He sits with his writing in a room with painted paper walls.

His children play at his feet while his wife reads what he has written. He thinks that time is escaping from the golden box. He wonders where he can find more to replace it. He takes the pages in his hands and throws them into the fireplace. He takes his silk knot and throws it into the flames then rises above the camp. He smiles as he looks down at his slumbering family.

The vision splinters from his dream to mine. I watch them sleep as the hunters sniff through what’s been left on the ground.

I wake beneath a canopy of clay wind chimes. Mingling cowbells on a lazy day. I sit and wrap the blanket around me and poke at the orange fire fluttering up from the pit.

The shivering in my bones rattle out through my teeth as I try to wrap the blanket tighter than it will go. The cold earth sucks heat from my body and pulls my head down; burning water inside an ember pops and puts it back on my spine.

Maya comes inside the shack and tosses a log into the pit. Her hair moves in the firelight, shifting with the amber bath around us. She straddles my stomach, her hair soaked and tangled with my fingers. “What did you see?”

“They dream of flying, they dream of family. They’re not cruel in their dreams. They are frightened,” I say as I press my lips to her growing belly.

“What are they frightened of?”

I stare at the log she fed, the bark turned white like burning snow. “I don’t know.”

She pulls corn from our sack and places them near the fire. “My father has seen the bear in his dreams. He thinks it’s the spirit guide to our child.”

“The bear?” I smile.

She kisses me and holds my face. The tip of her nose traces a line across my brow, then along the ridge of my nose and down to the ball of flesh that’s anchors it above my lips, “If it’s a boy, you can teach him to hunt and fish.”

I kiss her hair, “And to ask, and to dream, and to follow his visions.”

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A small ribbon of water ran down the side of a hill, past a well near my grandmother’s house. I was playing with my cousins. Their callow hands roamed over snow-blown bark, frozen grass and packed snow.

Fish were jumping up from the stream like polished greetings. Trying to catch one, I reached out with both hands as it arced through the slow, biting air. The fish hovered over the black water of the well and glistened. And when I looked into the well, it looked back at me — like a shark’s eye before it rolls over.

Gravity let go for a moment and I was flying. Then the water slapped my face like a sheet of wet glass. I shattered it. My fingers clawed at the wet stone; my legs kicked against the sucking threshold. I shut my mouth tight to keep the air in.

I heard my cousins shouting, wondering, panicking, crying. I swallowed the water — maybe I could drink enough of it away. I felt a shoe come off my foot as I kicked against all the things waiting for me at the bottom.

My mother had bought me an oversized coat with a hood and cotton stuffing. It was brown and it was supposed to keep me warm. It was drowning me.

She meant well. Like the time she sent me out to play in the snow and a dog chased me into a dead end. The glare of his teeth was brighter than the snow. Something demonic pulled his lips back to a jagged line of fangs. Panic set my legs in motion until I reached the closed alley and the rusted-shut door.

I heard the dog around the corner and time turned slippery – like a fish jumping from a stream. But there was time enough for fear to rot inside my stomach like buried flesh. It shot out of my nose when the dog stopped barking and growled.

She meant well. She said I spent too much time in the house, too much time drawing and daydreaming, not enough seeing, not enough living. She didn’t let me out alone for months after the stitches.

The water filled my lungs — I kicked at the shark’s eye. It pulled me down and twisted me through its cold stomach. And for a moment I thought I could breathe down there. I’d done it before; I’d done it for nine months.

I was clinging. To stay awake, to stay thinking, to embrace the terror that was pumping through me like liquid fire. I had to swim, stay afloat. It didn’t matter if I never learned. I had to swim. It didn’t matter if I wanted to give up or not. My body wouldn’t let it happen. I would struggle until I seized, twitched until my blood froze.

Though everything burned I couldn’t stop shuddering. My arms were heavy. I couldn’t feel my legs. Something told me to sleep – like a warm bed on a cold morning. It’ll stop burning if you go to sleep, it said. I stopped kicking. The fear ebbed. I let go.

In the black water, I saw my father’s face. Across a room made from rice paper screens, smoke from incense like a newborn ghost. He was talking to my grandmother. Something about my birthday. My first birthday.

I was like a stone inside my mother – two hundred and twenty of them if I’d been born in Liverpool. My sister came six years before me and almost killed our mother. You can’t have a girl born first; it’s bad luck. Everyone said so for six years.

They put me in front of a pile of coins, a piece of string, a book and a bamboo brush. They stepped back and watched me with smiles on their faces.

Someone else was there, wearing a silk costume and clown makeup on her face. She was waving burning sticks and chanting in flat pitches. My mother clapped in rhythm and said something to me.

If I grabbed the coins, I would be wealthy in my coming life. The string would mean I’d have a long life; the book would mean a life of scholarly pursuit; the brush would mean artistic gifts from the spirits.

I reached across the table and grabbed all of it. My parents looked at the lady in silk. She told them I was greedy. She told them the spirits weren’t happy. How could she read my life when it hadn’t written it yet?

My father put money in her hand and walked her to the door. My mother held me and hummed a song about good fortune traveling with a lonely journeyman.

Echoes of the song played softly behind my ears. The dark water took my memories, pulled their weight from my bones, and let me drift.

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I registered for the draft.

I have a social security number.

I know that the greatest thing about our constitution is that it was drafted by men, who knew their collective wisdom was not complete.

I have paid taxes since the age of 18. I have paid into the unemployment fund, paid into the social security fund, owned my own business, voted in every presidential and gubernatorial election since Clinton’s first run, served jury duty five times.

I have a better grasp of the English language than most of the Americans I have met.

I have a better understanding of American history than most of the Americans I have met.

Major corporations hire me to design marketing materials that will capture the sensibilities of my fellow Americans.

The names Rosey Grier, Tennessee Tuxedo, Mills Lane and Tommy Tutone mean something to me.

Like most of the Americans I know, I didn’t have to take a test or an oath of allegiance to gain citizenship – my parents were sworn in together before I turned 16.

I am a naturalized citizen. I don’t need citizenship papers. I have a passport.

I share the same burdens, responsibilities, aspirations, Super Bowls, pop-culture regrets and embarrassing haircuts as my born-and-raised counterparts. But not the same rights.

Because I was born in South Korea, I can’t run for President of the United States.

Because I spent the first 6 of my 43 years in another country, I can’t be trusted with nuclear launch codes. I can’t veto a pork-barrel buffet, throw the first pitch on opening day; know the truth about Area 51, have the public pay for my limo; wage war against countries we supported yesterday, owe China money, get a BJ in the Oval Office, totally screw over a covert CIA operative, interrupt regular programming, pick Supreme Court justices that track well with my base, get a library named after me.

Because I was born in South Korea, I can’t run for President of the United States.

I know the words to the Pledge of Allegiance.

I know the words to The Star Spangled Banner.

I have read The United States Constitution.

I live in a country where “anyone can grow up to be President.”

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